i dont trust people who dislike nintendo
It’s easy to forget that Disney doesn’t have a monopoly on awesome royalty.
So when people say “you (or I) am not like other girls,” they’re really saying “you (or I) are not like what society has taught me to expect girls to be like.”
I actually had to hold back tears man, woah idk why it hit me the way it dis
I’m the vice president of the United States, YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKERS.
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE IDIOTS
“We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.” - Amy Poehler
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
Reacting to Blue Ivy
Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.